Our plumber has no mustache on his face. His overalls are nowhere to be seen. The Master Sword will take a plunger's place, With crimson cap replaced by one of green. Instead of Princess Peach's standard tale, Another princess gives a different quest. An uncle's whisper warns to never fail, For Zelda is your... (figure out the rest), And when the war is won, and curses break By courage facing overwhelming odds, Could he accept a simple kiss and cake When tempted with the power of the gods? When he returns to pipes from whence he came, He still will think and dream another game.